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i got the one more little story here

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we'll move on uh this is just something

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a little weird

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but i got to bring it up because we like

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with strange people here we go new story

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uh murder suspect claims victims summon

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bigfoot

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to kill him oh this is good this is

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obligatory i saw this one going around i

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was like this has to have has to happen

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clown baby sent this to me

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and then five other people sent it to me

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like yeah we have to cover this here we

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go

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the pontotoc county sheriff's department

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responded to a call just outside the

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about an alleged murder saturday

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afternoon deputies arrived at the scene

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to suspect larry sanders admitting to a

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family member that he had killed his

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friend jimmy knighton as part of the

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investigation the sheriff's department

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was able to uncover a motive appeared to

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under the influence of something

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so his statement was that mr knighton

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had summoned

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bigfoot

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and kill him and that's why he had to

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kill mr knight okay search agencies in

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the ponzock county sheriff's department

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weren't able to locate the victim's body

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until sunday afternoon now the sheriff's

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department begins working on proof of

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the alleged crime it always

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wait a second they're going to search

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for proof are they not going to look for

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bigfoot at the same time like take the

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man at his word

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he did like his his opponent did summon

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bigfoot to send him as a hitman

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it's easier you still have to prove all

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elements the crime and

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what the suspect is telling you you have

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to prove that that's actually what what

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happened as sanders awaits his trial and

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charges in the pontotoc county jail

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sheriff christian says the death penalty

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is the harshest punishment that the

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prosecution could push for an ada alex

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porter abc 10 first news i mean if

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you're a very a fairly low level

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summoner shifter and you open up a

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portal to summon bigfoot there's no

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telling what may come through that

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portal it may not have been a bigfoot at

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all a a a gorgon a zombie a vampire a

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werewolf a chubacabra a bigfoot it could

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have been that but that's that's a busy

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portal he opened all that

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if you're not skilled at summoning and

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opening up a rift you could let some

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things in you don't want but that just

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happens

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uh it was just a a curious excuse that

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uh so oklahoma man facing murder charges

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after allegedly killing his friend

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deputies said he claimed the victim the

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victim the man he killed

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summoned bigfoot to go after and kill

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him so his friend

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some opened a portal i'm assuming to

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summon bigfoot at which point in time

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his friend probably is like listen i got

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i know this guy

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i don't like him too much can you go

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take him out for me can you just do

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take care of business for me

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and we'll settle up on the way back to

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the portal at which point i'm bigfoot

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either said no or not or he turned on

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his master and this guy is in the free

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and clear the guy who got arrested he's

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the fall guy bigfoot actually did this i

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don't i don't work for you yeah you

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summoned me here i'm gonna kill my

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that's just a really

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story why is bigfoot showing up with a

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silenced pistol

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we gotta be gotta keep that [\h__\h] in the

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dl we don't wanna cause too much

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that's why we can't find him because

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he's silent he's very stealthy he's got

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like plus eight stealth ability

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very high prowess i thought the

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implication was that the other guy died

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because bigfoot like just being

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physically massive showed up and just

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like crushed him or something no this

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guy this is a preemptive strike like he

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like this guy who's in jail right now he

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knew his friend was summoning bigfoot

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and he's like i gotta take him out

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before he he tells bigfoot what to do

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i gotta take him out before he takes me

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out this is a classic uh pre-emptive

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strike george bush would have done the

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george bush started the gulf war because

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bigfoot may attack yeah if you're not

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with us you're against us saddam hussein

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is bigfoot we're gonna go get him yeah i

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mean that's very concerning you get news

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like that from the cia you don't know

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what to do

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the fame the famous time when colin

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powell went in front of the and showed

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of bigfoot this is what saddam has yeah

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the satellite photo clearly shows this

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blob we're pretty sure this blob here

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this is bigfoot at the river

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they have a plaster cast

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you you gotta do the plastic yeah he

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how straight those feet are

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okay well that's uh that's kind of what

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i got here and we'll uh we'll move over

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see what joe has

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what you got

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you don't have to have anything i mean

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you know i do i again i i don't have a

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real presentation again i just have some

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stuff that i thought

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you know sharing is caring it's like

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show and tell this is a news show it's

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this show has turned into a new show as

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everyone knows it started off as like a

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small business podcast

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we kind of got sidetracked

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about 17 years ago and we're trying to

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get the first episode is all about

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investing yeah we want to help small

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businesses to get up and going

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and give some real advice out there for

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people but we just kind of got diverted

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a little bit with all the ufos and

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what the hell am i listening to what did

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this turn into yeah i know it's very

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very bewildering i mean there's just so

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much going on it's hard not to talk

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about it but yeah

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a lot of those businesses probably

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crumbled without your help

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yeah we started the uh the podcast

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before the 2007-2008

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financial crisis so uh they're all gone

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bunch of stuff and i avoided it like the

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plague because when i saw this come by i

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i'm gonna like it's like when you don't

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jack off for a while because you know

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your husband's spouse whatever is going

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coming back in town or whatever you're

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like this has to you know we gotta we

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you don't wanna waste your juice your

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some people out there know what i'm

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talking about anyway throw it everywhere

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you don't want to drop loads when you

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i'm just saying this is what people talk

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about why fire at 22 when you could fire

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inside of somebody's wedding band saying

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sex with these dudes

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you guys do look good i i saw this

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what how this is going to go okay

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uh this is don't say okay i'll just play

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so there's been a nuclear attack don't

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ask me how or why just know that the big

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there are three important steps that i

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get inside fast

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stay inside

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shut all doors and windows

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stay tuned

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follow media for more information

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don't forget to sign up for notifynyc

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for official alerts and updates

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and don't go outside until officials say

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you've got this

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no idea get clean immediately let's get

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clean immediately you're dirty wash your

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if you happen to hear of a nuclear

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missile coming your way this is what you

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inside fast you got to do that real

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okay uh get into a building

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some people want to look outside during

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the blast and become blinded

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because that's what will happen you will

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be blinded if you stare at the blast

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uh but then again you got to stay inside

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stay there don't go in there and then

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that you're you're dwelling

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middle of the building as quickly as

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possible

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all right wait if you're if you're going

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to the middle can you shove old people

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and children out of the way yes like

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george costanza shove them out of the

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way to clear the way to lead the church

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yeah

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they said get clean immediately remove

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closing oh that's about drugs though

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yeah it says oh yeah okay get sober

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you have to get off a crank immediately

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well i understand that you don't want to

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be going through withdrawals in the

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nuclear apocalypse

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uh it says remove clothing

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and shower with soap or

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shampoo you know when i'm sitting there

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with my

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underwear i mean it's pretty amazing i

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just want to say there's a lot of things

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going on in the middle of this building

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apparently it's a there's a party going

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on there

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addicts in there trying to get clean

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people showering shoving women out of

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the way

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and number three is uh you want to stay

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tuned people follow the media sign up

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for notify nyc even though your cell

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phones will not work and most of your

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electronics will be fried because of the

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emp

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uh you won't have any communications if

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if you dare if you want to use the phone

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while you have three third-degree burns

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then

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let's be glad you have a phone and this

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is probably melted to your hand at that

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point

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you probably want to get your abortion

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then go inside oh that's a good point

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yeah you're going to want to immediately

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do that because you never know

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you know you may have that kid in nine

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months actually i would want this is the

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one time where you don't want to abort

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the baby because then you can eat it

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when it comes to term oh god oh yeah

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food

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jesus it's got a good shelf life if you

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uh know what to do at least nine months

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yeah well nine months shelf life right

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there

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cannibalistic uh post apocalyptic uh

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nuclear holocaust uh storable food

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now uh it's just crazy that they they

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did this like any of the the modern

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nuclear warheads it if it lands in new

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york city it's just gonna toast

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everything it's gone and even like the

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very large like the 50 megatons uh are

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are gonna wipe out the entire island

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and probably what 800 miles circular

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around and then the radiation cloud like

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you're screwed you're absolutely screwed

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no here's the idea okay so

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at least for yourself

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get

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yeah

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and just go under that duck and cover

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just dump it and if you can't if you can

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go one bigger you know get your hoa

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to get like a massive 50s style school

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desk and put it over your building

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you'll be flying over your house

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just carry it everywhere you go in nyc

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just say you're taking precautions just

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carry your school desk around with you

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yeah wear a school desk

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like a teenage mutant ninja turtle yeah

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i don't wear my school desk for me i

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wear it for you

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you're the the crazy lunatic on the

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subway who has his own school desk

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with him

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don't talk to that guy he carries a desk

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around it's this is it's kind of the

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comments are turned off for whatever

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reason no

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i can't believe why they turned the the

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comments off here but it is kind of

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concerning

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that they put this out

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like

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we all kind of know at this point i i

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think it's kind of like unspoken that if

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uh a missile a nuke missile drops on any

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city

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it's you're just gone right

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like there's

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they're talking about scott horton just

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wrote a book about it i love that guy i

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know i mentioned him on the show often

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but um it's just basically a collection

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of interviews and that's exactly what he

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says like

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you know the nuclear bombs of today are

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not like what we were using uh you know

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with with japan

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um

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there are tactical nukes but this would

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mean like if one goes off in the

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northern hemisphere this would be bad

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for everybody in the northern hemisphere

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and virtually around the world from what

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i understand alleged cretchet being as

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encyclopedic as he is probably knows

389
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more on this but it i mean it's not good

390
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either way

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do you say more on this

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more on maybe ones

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no yeah i mean there are small um oh my

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god multiple i mean multiple kiloton um

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warheads that you can use yeah use that

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yeah put that right in the middle of

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columbus and uh set that off i i put it

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right in columbus and i'm like

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30 to 40 miles north and i just like i'm

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on nuke map you just search for

401
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tim poole did this he brought this up

402
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this is where i saw that and are you

403
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dropping the tsar bomba on your that's

404
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like the second largest one ever dropped

405
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in the or ever since it's 50 megatons so

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how about

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megaton it looks like i'll have to deal

408
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with uh a very large fireball radius uh

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if it's a surface blast the air blast is

410
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probably going to be even worse you're

411
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going to have to go to the farmer's

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market outside of town

413
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but if i if i put this in new york city

414
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it's it's it's crazy like everything

415
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they told people to do it's pointless

416
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because it's just gonna wipe everything

417
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out up to yonkers joe yonkers that's

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bonkers

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sorry my god like neil simon said we're

420
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lost in yonkers three people got that

421
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joke um so what is the purpose of this

422
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dial i was going like for you to dial it

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way back as if it's like remember

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because there's always this threat of

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like the dirty bomb or a backpack nuke

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that someone's gonna smuggle in from

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somewhere and set off so okay if you

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dial it back to a really small one they

429
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have a multiple kiloton yield not even

430
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in megatons uh they got the 15 they got

431
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the little boy the hiroshima bomb

432
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use that one 15 kiloton

433
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and it still takes out much of downtown

434
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new york and then it's got uh just the

435
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the blast damage pretty much takes out

436
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half the island but uh

437
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it's it's crazy it's going to be

438
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:12,720
absolutely horrific but you know i've

439
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:15,440
never seen an online tool so fun because

440
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:17,199
you pick your spot on the map and then

441
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you hit detonate

442
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:22,000
yeah yeah pretty much

443
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i i now know how joe used to play sim

444
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city yeah pretty much that's what i mean

445
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:29,120
it is kind of it's an interesting kind

446
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:30,399
of

447
00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:32,959
uh hypothesis or at least the thought

448
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:35,279
experiment here like what would you do

449
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:37,120
if one of these bombs went off in your

450
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town and based upon like its yield and

451
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:42,959
it's like oh [\h__\h] we are really screwed

452
00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:45,519
around here i didn't move far enough out

453
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like i should have moved uh an hour and

454
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a half north into the west

455
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of columbus i didn't do that i'm only 40

456
00:16:58,949 --> 00:16:56,720
to 45 minutes out yeah you know like

457
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xenia or somewhere yeah probably like

458
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:01,360
south or toledo yes

459
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hey so you know what's really concerning

460
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:05,839
about this is that say one

461
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this is where you know the pissing

462
00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:09,360
contest gets in it because that no one

463
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:12,319
wants everybody wants to save face so

464
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at any point if anyone whips out the

465
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smallest tactical nuke they have the

466
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other person's gonna go oh yeah you know

467
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and and that's you know we've got a

468
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poopy pant [\h__\h] who people are worried

469
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:26,559
are gonna trip over extension cords in

470
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the white house

471
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and uh

472
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you know supplying all this money like

473
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honestly that it's like billions and

474
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billions and billions of dollars

475
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:36,799
zilinski's saying things like i don't

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know what are you getting

477
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enough like this is

478
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like i mean honest to goodness

479
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yeah i mean i just have to i do have to

480
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do the ostrich thing obviously i pay

481
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attention but at the same time i'm like

482
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i i can't control anything so [\h__\h] all

483
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that's why it's i just don't give a [\h__\h]

484
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anymore it's kind of like you just uh

485
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i don't want to feel this way you just

486
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kind of give up like hey there's no

487
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point in driving now you know handling

488
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and these people are so dumb though they

489
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they're not coming out of this at all

490
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they [\h__\h] have the ukraine flags on

491
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their [\h__\h]

492
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profile pictures still yeah well

493
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they still love the ukraine joe they uh

494
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they don't care they just got another

495
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they're they're asking for another 1.7

496
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billion dollars for uh their medical

497
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staff over there in ukraine that's on

498
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top of the billions that they've already

499
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got

500
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it's fungible it's fundable no it's like

501
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oh it's for the nurses it's like no it's

502
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not and then like planned parenthood

503
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it's not for abortions no this money is

504
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fungible you could go to a doctor an ob

505
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gin

506
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you have to have insurance with

507
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obamacare or you did anyway but i mean

508
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come on like planned parenthood is for

509
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like ma'am you know like for breast

510
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it's uh i believe that's one thing that

511
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planned parenthood does not do is they

512
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do not perform mammograms

513
00:19:01,190 --> 00:18:58,480
what about pap smears can they put that

514
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i don't think they can do that legally

515
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so um [\h__\h] idea

516
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so i i haven't listened to this because

517
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like i said i've been trying to avoid

518
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this but let's get kim's take because

519
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:14,559
she's basically shoot i love it all

520
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:17,440
right i'll listen to kim

521
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let's see what she has to say about this

522
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you know i do have very concerning ai

523
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:25,440
news from china but that can wait

524
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i'm always concerned about china it's

525
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pronounced ie oh

526
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:36,950
well new york city emergency management

527
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:39,760
unveiled a psa this past monday on what

528
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obviously we could skip that yeah

529
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[Music]

530
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i'll skip through

531
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this and get through so there's been a

532
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nuclear attack

533
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okay well this is frightening it's

534
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frightening that new york city thinks

535
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we're at the point where they need to

536
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spend government money on a psa telling

537
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people what to do in the event of a

538
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nuclear attack now that being said

539
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this is good information for what to do

540
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:11,360
after an attack has happened the mantra

541
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get inside stay inside stay tuned is a

542
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:15,760
good one to remember that's if you're

543
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lucky enough to not be incinerated by

544
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the explosive blast or crushed by the

545
00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:21,679
shock waves so if you do survive you

546
00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:23,679
need to worry about radioactive fallout

547
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:25,039
and that's why you need to get inside as

548
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:27,120
quickly as possible but this psa doesn't

549
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:28,480
tell you a few pretty important things

550
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you need to know like how long are you

551
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expected to stay inside sheltering in

552
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:33,679
the basement answer

553
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:35,919
could be a month at minimum you'll be

554
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:38,799
down there for 24 to 48 hours but mostly

555
00:20:42,549 --> 00:20:41,200
likely longer than that on top of this

556
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:42,559
they don't tell you how are you supposed

557
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:44,480
to tune in to any radio or media when

558
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:46,080
you're in a basement with very little

559
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:47,840
reception and that's if cell towers

560
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:49,600
survived where are you supposed to go to

561
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:51,200
the bathroom what are you supposed to

562
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:53,039
eat and how are you supposed to rinse

563
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:55,039
off the debris if you're sheltering like

564
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:56,720
in a crawl space hey they said shower

565
00:21:00,310 --> 00:20:58,400
right away i recommend you prepare

566
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:00,320
yourself in advance by doing a few

567
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:02,320
things in addition to what this video

568
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:05,120
has to say so i have the single most

569
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:07,039
important thing that you should do

570
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:09,360
that fema neither fema nor new york city

571
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:10,960
government tells you and i will get to

572
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:13,120
that but let's look at what fema says

573
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:15,120
just in case okay

574
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:16,480
first of all you're going to need some

575
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:18,880
water yeah a gallon of water per person

576
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:20,960
per day for at least three days you're

577
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:22,640
going to need this for drinking and for

578
00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:23,679
sanitation

579
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:26,159
wash yourself off if you get yourself

580
00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:28,480
into you know you need to clean yourself

581
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:29,520
up that's the way you're going to take a

582
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:31,200
shower potentially you're going to wash

583
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:32,720
your feet multiple times so you're going

584
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:34,480
to need one gallon per foot they're

585
00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:35,840
going to be filthy i don't know how much

586
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:38,000
water do you need per day for per foot i

587
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:39,360
mean that's a lot you like you have to

588
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:41,520
hoard water for your feet you don't want

589
00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:43,600
radioactive feet that's very i'm just

590
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:45,679
going to spit on my feet because the

591
00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:48,400
water needs to be in my body just piss

592
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:51,200
on your feet it's sterile and then

593
00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:53,520
rinse and repeat pass

594
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:55,679
i'm doing a piss on my feet yeah that's

595
00:21:58,950 --> 00:21:57,440
a good idea let's see what else this is

596
00:22:00,710 --> 00:21:58,960
good information she's actually doing a

597
00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:00,720
better psa than

598
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:02,720
yours the actual ps4 supply of

599
00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:04,960
non-perishable food so you're gonna need

600
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:07,280
battery or hand crank radio and that's

601
00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:08,720
actually how

602
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:10,159
you're going to

603
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:12,000
find out about how long you need to be

604
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:13,840
staying in your basement or crawl space

605
00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:15,280
or wherever it is you are in the center

606
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:16,559
of your building

607
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:17,840
you definitely want to be in a concrete

608
00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:20,080
building try to stay you know well we

609
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:22,159
learned i'm going to be we all will be

610
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:24,640
in the center of the building shirtless

611
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:27,440
and uh very well washed

612
00:22:31,029 --> 00:22:29,280
uh with our cell phones in hand so we're

613
00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:31,039
all and we'll be coming down from our

614
00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:32,159
our drug highs because we're gonna be

615
00:22:35,909 --> 00:22:34,720
weaning ourselves cold turkey yes we're

616
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:35,919
getting clean

617
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:38,840
as suggested per suggested get clean

618
00:22:42,789 --> 00:22:40,480
dammit

619
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:42,799
with my shirt off shoving shoving old

620
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:44,880
women and children out of the way

621
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:46,320
try to be in a commercial building that

622
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:48,720
has concrete or get to your basement or

623
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:50,640
crawl space or something of that sort

624
00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:51,840
but that's how you're going to hear

625
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:53,360
about updates you need a hand crank

626
00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:54,960
radio or battery operated but it's

627
00:22:58,870 --> 00:22:56,799
better to get a hand crank you need

628
00:23:00,470 --> 00:22:58,880
battery operated flashlights okay extra

629
00:23:02,789 --> 00:23:00,480
battery all right you need a first aid

630
00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:02,799
kit you need a whistle to single for

631
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:04,640
help no no no no we don't need a whistle

632
00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:06,670
debris we have we have the honk

633
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:07,840
[Applause]

634
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:20,710
that's like 28 days later [\h__\h] you're

635
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:28,390
you're gonna shoot a naked guy walking

636
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:29,760
around in his underwear with the cell

637
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:32,480
phone in hand doing this

638
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:35,120
that's the sound after a bomb of a of a

639
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:37,760
freshly washed and shirtless fonzie who

640
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:40,320
needs help yeah

641
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:42,320
okay well we

642
00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:44,960
contradicted here a few times on this

643
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:47,840
you need a dust mask maybe an n95 to

644
00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:50,880
help filter contaminated mask which so

645
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:52,159
don't i know you want to throw away all

646
00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:53,520
your masks i know most of us want to get

647
00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:54,720
rid of them but don't get rid of them

648
00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:56,400
just yet because you might need them in

649
00:23:59,590 --> 00:23:57,840
case of a nuclear

650
00:24:01,669 --> 00:23:59,600
and an information that's around in your

651
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:01,679
emergency kit you'll need some plastic

652
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:04,080
sheeting and some duct tape potentially

653
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:06,640
to help keep things you know keep the

654
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:08,000
wind out of the place and to keep

655
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:09,760
yourself protected you're going to be in

656
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:11,200
a crawl space

657
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:12,880
i'm going to make a nice cool cape like

658
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:15,200
an after like a post-apocalyptic cape so

659
00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:16,799
i can rule the wasteland i'm going to

660
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:18,640
build

661
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:20,480
this plastic sheet will be my sunroof

662
00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:22,480
yeah that'll work i like that

663
00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:24,320
it's the best uh at least you have fun

664
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:27,360
while the it all goes to hell

665
00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:29,840
garbage bags and plastic ties that's how

666
00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:31,279
you're gonna go to the bathroom that's

667
00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:33,520
for your personal sanitation what that's

668
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:35,679
where you put corpses so

669
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:38,000
uh you know i watch a lot of these weird

670
00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:40,400
like post-apocalyptic movies one and one

671
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:42,400
post-apocalyptic movie i i saw they're

672
00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:44,080
all trapped in the basement

673
00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:46,000
the bombs are going off and they were

674
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:48,480
concerned about the bathroom and so they

675
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:51,520
filled up a paint bucket with kerosene

676
00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:53,360
and they all took turns

677
00:24:57,110 --> 00:24:55,600
using that bucket as their toilet

678
00:24:59,110 --> 00:24:57,120
because kerosene

679
00:25:00,390 --> 00:24:59,120
would uh would help a

680
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:00,400
master smell

681
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:02,880
and all your your droppings would go to

682
00:25:05,909 --> 00:25:04,720
the bottom and then they go through a

683
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:05,919
match at it

684
00:25:08,789 --> 00:25:07,520
and then you just torch it when you're

685
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:08,799
done i thought you could say they just

686
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:09,919
they were going to go over and huff it

687
00:25:13,909 --> 00:25:11,600
to just get high maybe you need to

688
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:13,919
forget about everything that's going on

689
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:16,880
i'd be okay with that i need a wrench or

690
00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:19,279
pliers to turn off utilities a can

691
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:21,120
opener for food if your kid i'm not

692
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:23,200
concerned about utilities at that point

693
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:25,120
yeah there aren't utilities why am i

694
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:28,720
trying to get to pay your cable bill

695
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:30,640
call your internet service provider to

696
00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:34,000
ask them when they'll restore service

697
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:35,279
they may

698
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:37,200
give you a short amount of time report

699
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:38,960
an outage in your area

700
00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:40,960
estimated service time

701
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:44,400
restoration is five to six years yeah

702
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:47,360
we'll be there between 9 30 and noon in

703
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:49,600
six years yeah it needs it you're gonna

704
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:50,960
need some local maps because you

705
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:52,480
probably won't be able to access them on

706
00:25:55,029 --> 00:25:53,440
your phone

707
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:55,039
that's a big problem with america is

708
00:25:59,510 --> 00:25:57,600
because u.s americans don't have maps

709
00:26:01,029 --> 00:25:59,520
u.s americans i'm gonna slap your

710
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:01,039
[\h__\h] face come on

711
00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:02,720
no you're right dude i've been thinking

712
00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:04,080
about this like i think i'm gonna have

713
00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:06,000
to buy some maps

714
00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:07,440
yeah uh

715
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:11,520
it's it's it's a big problem

716
00:26:16,549 --> 00:26:13,279
i bet none of you have like an atlas or

717
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:16,559
maps in your car none i i have uh maps

718
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:18,960
of ohio the eastern seaboard and the

719
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:20,320
united states

720
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:22,640
oh there you go

721
00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:24,960
in spain just in case

722
00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:26,080
yeah

723
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:27,520
uh

724
00:26:31,269 --> 00:26:29,200
i mean that's i mean we get the idea i

725
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:31,279
just i know i want to i want to continue

726
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:32,720
oh okay let's do it there's more we need

727
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:34,640
more here's this is in reference to my

728
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:36,720
uh maps thing

729
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:37,600
okay

730
00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:39,360
recent polls have shown a fifth of

731
00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:41,679
americans can't locate the u.s on a

732
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:42,960
world map

733
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:48,310
i personally believe

734
00:26:54,789 --> 00:26:52,080
that u.s americans are unable to do so

735
00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:54,799
because uh some

736
00:26:59,990 --> 00:26:57,200
people out there in our nation don't

737
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:00,000
have bounce and i believe that our

738
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:03,760
education like such as south africa and

739
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:06,720
iraq everywhere like such as and

740
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:09,200
i believe that they should

741
00:27:13,269 --> 00:27:11,600
our education over here and the us

742
00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:13,279
should help the us

743
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:15,840
should help south africa and should help

744
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:18,480
the iraq and the asian countries so we

745
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:20,960
will be able to build up our future for

746
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:23,919
our children thank you very much

747
00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:24,460
wrong

748
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:26,799
[Laughter]

749
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:29,440
that was miss california

750
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:31,840
no i was the north carolina south

751
00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:33,520
carolina oh but south carolina you're

752
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:35,200
right we got to finish this with you i

753
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:36,720
didn't i didn't realize you were doing a

754
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:38,960
call back it was a call back to like

755
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:42,000
almost 20 years ago 2005 yeah

756
00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:44,080
you can try to add to your kit so those

757
00:27:47,029 --> 00:27:45,279
are the things you need but if you can

758
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:47,039
try to add to your kit things like

759
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:49,360
prescription medications and glasses

760
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:51,120
infant formula and diapers if you need

761
00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:52,159
you know how hard it is get formulated

762
00:27:56,149 --> 00:27:54,080
nowadays we had a formula shortage and

763
00:27:58,389 --> 00:27:56,159
she's asking us to stockpile that does

764
00:27:59,909 --> 00:27:58,399
it matter which formula gotta fatten up

765
00:28:05,669 --> 00:27:59,919
your baby somehow

766
00:28:09,350 --> 00:28:07,510
my baby animal farm how am i going to

767
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:09,360
support this in the nuclear pot people

768
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:11,200
do have fur babies these days

769
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:12,480
they're [\h__\h] up

770
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:14,640
extra water for your pet you probably

771
00:28:18,149 --> 00:28:16,320
also should gather your important family

772
00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:18,159
documents like copies of insurance

773
00:28:21,269 --> 00:28:19,840
policies identification yeah that's

774
00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:21,279
going to pay out after a bomb in a

775
00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:23,120
waterproof portable container also

776
00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:24,640
you'll want some cash or travelers

777
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:26,559
checks and some change you want maybe

778
00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:28,480
some sleeping bags and blankets and

779
00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:31,279
pillows a complete change of clothing

780
00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:32,640
why don't we just take everything that

781
00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:33,919
we have

782
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:36,399
just grab everything in your in

783
00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:38,159
your immediate vicinity and put it under

784
00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:39,440
a desk

785
00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:42,840
you shove it into your 1950s school

786
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:45,520
desk she has not mentioned one weapon

787
00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:46,720
yet seems to be the first thing you want

788
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:48,159
to do is get water you want that and

789
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:50,480
then the second thing is a pistol

790
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:52,000
go to your neighbors who have all this

791
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:54,240
stuff and take it i mentioned this is

792
00:28:59,029 --> 00:28:57,279
that i'm looking for a case of like

793
00:29:01,110 --> 00:28:59,039
small like pints

794
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:01,120
of of bourbon because it's going to be

795
00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:02,559
bullets bourbon

796
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:05,279
you know and food are going to be like

797
00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:06,640
little airplane bottles you want little

798
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:08,000
airplanes yeah i think that's not a bad

799
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:09,440
idea no no

800
00:29:13,909 --> 00:29:11,440
pints are like the they're like whatever

801
00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:13,919
the what are they like six inches tall

802
00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:14,960
or something well you need to fly in

803
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:16,880
first class more often

804
00:29:20,389 --> 00:29:19,200
i think joe's right like having that uh

805
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:20,399
having that little

806
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:22,000
piece of alcohol there for you just when

807
00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:24,399
the times are bad grandpa's cough syrup

808
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:26,480
uh that and you could trade it how many

809
00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:28,720
people are going to be like [\h__\h] this

810
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:36,070
you don't you any i asked for a case i

811
00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:37,760
haven't heard back but i'm i'm trying to

812
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:40,159
get my hands on a case maybe two just

813
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:42,399
because i'm not drinking it this is for

814
00:29:46,549 --> 00:29:44,159
just in case but for most of the

815
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:46,559
checklists she has like i'm like okay

816
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:49,200
yeah i've got 60 days of food i've got

817
00:29:53,350 --> 00:29:51,600
probably 60 days of water at this point

818
00:29:55,430 --> 00:29:53,360
you know it

819
00:29:58,950 --> 00:29:55,440
none of this is bad information but

820
00:30:00,630 --> 00:29:58,960
you're right no guns number one guns if

821
00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:00,640
i can't get it i'm taking it because

822
00:30:04,389 --> 00:30:02,000
that's how the rest of the world is

823
00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:04,399
going to look at it

824
00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:06,320
unfortunately she didn't mention that

825
00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:10,080
once uh but you know i i i don't

826
00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:12,080
she's part of a reputable newscast i

827
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:14,000
don't think they should recommend guns

828
00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:15,200
like at least according to their

829
00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:16,799
probably editors and higher ups but

830
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:18,880
practically you're going to need it i

831
00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:21,039
think she gets to nunchucks at the end i

832
00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:23,200
hope so let's find out

833
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:24,240
there's a lot of things you have to

834
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:26,960
assemble but just in case you need um

835
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:28,320
you're going to need some

836
00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:30,080
long sleeve clothes that's what you'd

837
00:30:32,549 --> 00:30:31,360
want if you're

838
00:30:34,389 --> 00:30:32,559
dealing with this type of thing don't

839
00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:34,399
forget short skimpy stuff you need the

840
00:30:37,990 --> 00:30:36,640
long sleeve clothes because you want to

841
00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:38,000
stay protected from you're going to need

842
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:39,840
a man

843
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:41,760
you'll also want some bleach you want a

844
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:43,840
medicine dropper a fire extinguisher

845
00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:45,200
matches

846
00:30:48,789 --> 00:30:47,360
personal hygiene items and paper and

847
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:48,799
pencils so that maybe you can leave a

848
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:50,480
note somewhere saying we're down here

849
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:52,240
cigarettes now these are the important

850
00:31:10,230 --> 00:30:59,830
and honeybuns

851
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:12,789
washington stop provoking war with

852
00:31:16,389 --> 00:31:14,799
russia this seems to be the easiest

853
00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:16,399
thing we can do in advance of a nuclear

854
00:31:20,549 --> 00:31:18,880
attack is to not have one in the first

855
00:31:23,990 --> 00:31:20,559
place it's not going to be russia you

856
00:31:28,149 --> 00:31:26,230
yeah i i mean i do think that the united

857
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:28,159
states being the only country that has

858
00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:30,399
set off a nuke like i'm more worried

859
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:32,559
about our government and honestly if

860
00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:34,960
they nuked washington dc i mean there's

861
00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:36,799
a few folks i would miss

862
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:37,840
but

863
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:39,840
you know for the most part i think that

864
00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:45,110
uh

865
00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:48,080
i don't want that because if any if any

866
00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:50,480
city in the united states got hit it

867
00:31:53,029 --> 00:31:51,600
would be

868
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:53,039
absolute

869
00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:55,600
armageddon it would be it would collapse

870
00:31:59,990 --> 00:31:57,679
our economy [\h__\h] would just go in

871
00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:00,000
lockdown total police state and then you

872
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:01,360
got to worry about the exchange if

873
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:03,600
there's going to be exchange like here i

874
00:32:09,269 --> 00:32:07,120
am hoping that the ufos uh exist and

875
00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:09,279
there's some super secret military you

876
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:11,519
uh us american technology

877
00:32:17,909 --> 00:32:12,480
that

878
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:17,919
zap these incoming missiles right out of

879
00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:20,080
the sky or intercept them and that it is

880
00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:21,840
no threat whatsoever

881
00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:24,559
and everything is just

882
00:32:29,269 --> 00:32:26,240
steady as she goes we all we have to

883
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:29,279
worry about is economic turmoil and not

884
00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:31,120
nuclear armageddon

885
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:35,190
well what about all the stories you've

886
00:32:41,190 --> 00:32:38,880
had of uh ufos um visiting

887
00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:41,200
missile silos and deactivating yeah i

888
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:42,960
think nuclear weapons well here's the

889
00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:46,640
thing about that we hear we on our side

890
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:49,360
we heard about the deactivation of the

891
00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:51,440
missile silos over on the russian side

892
00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:53,360
the experience something similar they

893
00:32:58,789 --> 00:32:56,240
were all activated uh meaning that they

894
00:33:02,789 --> 00:32:58,799
were all put into full readiness mode it

895
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:02,799
was not done by any of the the turn the

896
00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:05,120
key turners over there and it caused

897
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:07,039
panic mode ours were shut down theirs

898
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:08,240
are started up

899
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:10,399
basically uh if these stories are true

900
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:12,080
the ufo's saying hey we know what you

901
00:33:15,909 --> 00:33:14,080
guys got we know what you guys are

902
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:15,919
thinking about doing

903
00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:18,960
just know that we have full control of

904
00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:21,039
all your armaments so stop with the

905
00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:26,310
i hope that's true i hope that they uh

906
00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:28,799
would intervene in some way and don't

907
00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:31,360
let us wreck ourselves

908
00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:34,080
check yourself before you wreck yourself

909
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:36,080
buzz you

910
00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:38,480
you don't like my lyrics

911
00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:39,440
wrong

912
00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:41,039
all right do you got another story over

913
00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:44,720
there i'm done okay

914
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:46,240
you know i'll just redone just a quick

915
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:47,760
few headlines i'm not gonna dive into

916
00:33:52,149 --> 00:33:49,360
these these are just uh just a few

917
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:52,159
headlines that i collected over uh the

918
00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:53,760
past week or so

919
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:55,039
um

920
00:34:00,230 --> 00:33:57,679
a chinese uh bank run turns violent

921
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:00,240
after angry mob storms uh the bank of

922
00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:01,440
china

923
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:03,679
so that's uh that's good news

924
00:34:07,590 --> 00:34:06,000
artificial intelligence to measure

925
00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:07,600
loyalty

926
00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:09,839
uh in the chinese communist party so

927
00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:12,800
they use an ai to evaluate people's

928
00:34:16,869 --> 00:34:14,720
loyalty and a few months ago i read a

929
00:34:20,069 --> 00:34:16,879
story that uh in china they're also

930
00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:20,079
using ai to evaluate people's guilt in

931
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:22,639
their justice system and now has become

932
00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:24,159
so uh

933
00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:27,119
so prevalent now it if you if a judge

934
00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:29,520
wants to overturn a ruling it has to

935
00:34:35,589 --> 00:34:32,800
submit its written request to the ai in

936
00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:35,599
certain instances give us an email at

937
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:39,800
our big dumb month gmail.com check out

938
00:34:43,729 --> 00:34:42,480
obdmport.com for all the social media

939
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